Chapters
1. Chapter 1: Tiny Bubbles
2. Chapter 2: The Three Horsemen
3. Chapter 3: Relentless
4. Chapter 4: My Jackson
5. Chapter 5: You Heard That
6. Chapter 6: That’s a Green Vegetable
7. Chapter 7: Green Stocks of Stink
8. Chapter 8: Tomorrow We Start Over
9. Chapter 9: Hair of the Dog
10. Chapter 10: Neighbors for Dummies
11. Chapter 11: Never Have I Ever
12. Chapter 12: Hide and Fester
13. Chapter 13: No Strings Attached, No Complications
14. Chapter 14: A Favor of Epic Proportions
15. Chapter 15: We Have a Winner
16. Chapter 16: Opened My Mind to the World of Vibrators
17. Chapter 17: I May Have Jumped The Gun Here
18. Chapter 18: Too Much Oohy-Gooey
19. Chapter 19: Pickle Tickle
20. Chapter 20: Target Super Power
21. Chapter 21: Cocky Much?
22. Chapter 22: The Voicemail
23. Chapter 23: Breaks Jorge’s Spell
24. Chapter 24: Salt, Tequila, and Lime
25. Chapter 25: My Nice-Guy-Radar Is Faulty
26. Chapter 26: A Morning Wood!
27. Chapter 27: Busted
28. Chapter 28: Need To Up Their Insurance Coverage
29. Chapter 29: Turkey Baster Method
30. Chapter 30: Did I Just Agree To Commit Insurance Fraud?
31. Chapter 31: Already Ratted Us Out
32. Chapter 32: Hand-Held Shower Mode
33. Chapter 33: Are You Decent?
34. Chapter 34: A Roll of Cookie Dough
35. Chapter 35: Bleed It Out
36. Chapter 36: After Two Martinis And A Shot Of Vodka
37. Chapter 37: The Perfect Guy
38. Chapter 38: The Deed
39. Chapter 39: Paging Dr. Wilson
40. Chapter 40: Set Three Timers
41. Chapter 41: The Deed Is Done
42. Chapter 42: Treat It Like a Fart
43. Chapter 43: Highway-Therapy
44. Chapter 44: Dream Family
45. Chapter 45: A Positive Pregnancy Test
46. Chapter 46: Kennedy “Directs” Them
47. Chapter 47: Busted
48. Chapter 48: Over. Done with. Gone.
49. Chapter 49: I Have Boobs and I Don’t Pee Standing Up.
50. Chapter 50: Like Solar Flares From The Sun, Hot
51. Chapter 51: What Are You Reading?
52. Chapter 52: I’ve Never Slept with Martha’s Brother.
53. Chapter 53: Dramamine
54. Chapter 54: Desserts Are to Eat.
55. Chapter 55: Overprotective Much?
56. Chapter 56: See Slugs
57. Chapter 57: Olympic Swimmers
58. Chapter 58: An Orange Seed
59. Chapter 59: Porcelain God
60. Chapter 60: I’ve Been Probed.
61. Chapter 61: Surrogate Fail
62. Chapter 62: A Pregnant Cheerleader
63. Chapter 63: I’m Incomplete
64. Chapter 64: It’s a good thing humans don’t have to shop for their children.
65. Chapter 65: You Are One-Hundred Percent Nerd.
66. Chapter 66: Two Jackson Juniors
67. Chapter 67: The Confession
68. Chapter 68: A Call Back
69. Chapter 69: A Demon
70. Chapter 70: Mr. Perfect
71. Chapter 71: Donuts vs. Peanut Butter
72. Chapter 72: Alternate Universe
73. Chapter 73: Star Wars Day
74. Chapter 74: Heart Rates Drop
75. Chapter 75: Darkness Settles In
76. Chapter 76: My Work Here Is Done
77. Chapter 77: My Babies But Your Boobs
78. Chapter 78: A Queen
79. Chapter 79: Up Close And Personal With My Breast
80. Chapter 80: I Won’t Take No For An Answer
81. Chapter 81: You Were Right And I Was Wrong
82. Chapter 82: Ours
83. Chapter 83: Phone Call
84. Chapter 84: Blindsided
85. Chapter 85: Adopted Daughter
86. Chapter 86: Vertical Blinds Opened
87. Chapter 87: So, She Loves Me.
88. Chapter 88: A Shift
89. Chapter 89: Mom-Mode
90. Chapter 90: Kennedy’s Confession
91. Chapter 91: Best Friends
92. Chapter 92: Twins, I Am Your Mother
93. Chaper 93: Responsible Parents
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Chapter 85: Adopted Daughter
Taylor
Emotions somewhat in check, Jackson continues. “Taylor opened her door then yelled to wake me up. I got out and went to help Kennedy. Taylor’s water broke, so the EMTs drove the two of us here, while the fire department extricated Kennedy.” At his mother’s audible gasp, Jackson pauses, and Ge...
